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| House of Glass |
26 November 2007 - Annual 13 April 2007 - Humpty Dumpty fell down the stairs and damn, it hurt like a motherfucker. 12 April 2007 - Yowl, yowl, yowl 04 March 2007 - Sweet-tarts 23 February 2007 - This actually would induce me to buy fast food. 21 February 2007 - Jitter jitter jitterbug 20 February 2007 - Dammit 16 February 2007 - Appliance bigotry 12 February 2007 - Dogs take unnecessary risks 23 January 2007 - Me and Bob McNamara 20 January 2007 - Precipitation is bringing me down...comforters 19 January 2007 - Making a name for herself. 19 January 2007 - toast and snow 17 January 2007 - I'm so grateful to be nowhere 10 January 2007 - McGeorge Bundy 09 January 2007 - Not-so-dirty 08 January 2007 - Wooooo 05 January 2007 - Done. 05 January 2007 - A public service announcement from your friendly feminist about town 04 January 2007 - Soup! 03 January 2007 - Oh, she's gone crazy again, blowing up the kitchen with the power of her mind 02 January 2007 - baublery and trinketry 01 January 2007 - A careless use of nautical jargon 27 December 2006 - the poop fairy? 22 December 2006 - Dirt and salt and whiskey soap 20 December 2006 - Holiday ennui 18 December 2006 - Not for her, mind. For her German Shepherd. 17 December 2006 - Hen party 15 December 2006 - Not substantial, but still satisfying 15 December 2006 - Getting it out of the way 15 December 2006 - logistics are wearying 14 December 2006 - Back? 28 April 2004 - - 21 April 2004 - version three dot oh 20 April 2004 - number two! 20 April 2004 - glowing good health is just around the corner 14 April 2004 - - 14 April 2004 - head crushing 13 April 2004 - - 12 April 2004 - vap-o-wand 12 April 2004 - and a bottle of anything but rum! 08 April 2004 - - 07 April 2004 - jesus and loving the little animals 06 April 2004 - slightly sunnier, slightly warmer 01 April 2004 - i've never been a parent, but i have been crazy 25 March 2004 - time travel 25 March 2004 - o.j. o.d. & o.b. 23 March 2004 - i have devastating opinions about a number of things. 22 March 2004 - being and nothingness, but mostly nothingness 18 March 2004 - icy conditions 17 March 2004 - strange as trout 15 March 2004 - atrocity 10 March 2004 - placeholder 02 March 2004 - soph 17 February 2004 - amped 10 February 2004 - sonnet 09 February 2004 - i will kneecap you and torch your house of worship. 07 February 2004 - whacked 02 February 2004 - listy-loo 02 February 2004 - icy and seasick 22 January 2004 - - 16 January 2004 - trout is stewie from family guy, in feline form 13 January 2004 - talking makes it so 12 January 2004 - actuary ghouls 12 January 2004 - losing momentum 09 January 2004 - cats 'n' dogs 07 January 2004 - - 05 January 2004 - new handmedown cars and clean sheets 03 January 2004 - i am playing with colors and with old surveys 03 January 2004 - i kick you! i kick you twice! 02 January 2004 - coins of the realm 29 December 2003 - under siege 23 December 2003 - little-bit-of-a-secret 21 December 2003 - sunday - destroy the kitchen. 16 December 2003 - - 14 December 2003 - blanketed 13 December 2003 - oh ted i love your snarkiness and your too-ambitious cuisine! 11 December 2003 - nothing much 11 December 2003 - yuletide missives, 2k3 11 December 2003 - see? i'm not all bad. it's not all beheadings and the blood of virgins! 11 December 2003 - la la la - stabbing servant girls in the face la la la 11 December 2003 - have you seen herr tortoise? 07 December 2003 - greasy paper bags and the book review. 05 December 2003 - winter's back 03 December 2003 - racing rats 30 November 2003 - being confused with mrs. frisby is one of my favorite things ever. 29 November 2003 - not bashful, but bashful. 28 November 2003 - some stuff 26 November 2003 - groggy 26 November 2003 - it means much more than it... 25 November 2003 - holidays 24 November 2003 - fire up the kettle! 24 November 2003 - am i hard enough? am i rough enough? am i rich enough? i'm not too blind to see... 11 November 2003 - healing, flapper-style 09 November 2003 - slimy, dark 09 November 2003 - and it won't be a pretty sight. 04 November 2003 - a brief wave hello before bed. 29 October 2003 - for the record 28 October 2003 - for the kenyonites 26 October 2003 - i am so lazy 25 October 2003 - r-a-g-g m-o-p-p! 24 October 2003 - lentils and couture 22 October 2003 - things that don't meet in the wild 21 October 2003 - not what you expected 20 October 2003 - mister tumnus 16 October 2003 - get your tongue out of my mouth, i'm kissing you goodbye 15 October 2003 - keep the noise level down, people! 14 October 2003 - jetmir vonknobloch!!!! 14 October 2003 - semi 13 October 2003 - i need tea, stat! 11 October 2003 - wheels. spinning. 11 October 2003 - exorcism 10 October 2003 - i am a sucker for this kind of thing. 07 October 2003 - mirror, mirror 07 October 2003 - taking over the zoo. 07 October 2003 - a ten-ton truck 04 October 2003 - stickygooeybutterysweet 03 October 2003 - book games! 01 October 2003 - the block 29 September 2003 - a phallocentric day? 25 September 2003 - you're gonna cry, crycrycry. 24 September 2003 - blackberries and cream 23 September 2003 - for the love of beatings! i wasn't going to post this, but "for the love of beatings!" is simply too wonderful! 23 September 2003 - he's the dj. i'm the rapper. (or, let's remember our roots. or-or: let's blame it all on vinyl fumes!) 22 September 2003 - i'm glad it only mentions talking noises 21 September 2003 - cinnamon toast 18 September 2003 - i like run-ons. 18 September 2003 - greasemonkeys 16 September 2003 - i yam what i yam 16 September 2003 - stolen from the beckster 14 September 2003 - nothing doing 11 September 2003 - remember the maine, the alamo... 09 September 2003 - there was a story about a vulture with a hairpiece in one of the reading books. i swear to god this is true. 09 September 2003 - alien phlegm vomit 08 September 2003 - excitable boy, they all said 07 September 2003 - beagle stories 07 September 2003 - no such thing as too much cheese. 07 September 2003 - tea and sweaters 06 September 2003 - saturday morning, waiting for the new tv 01 September 2003 - what's that? a head on her shoulders? 30 August 2003 - educated clutter 30 August 2003 - with enough spit, it doesn't hurt at all. 30 August 2003 - ????? 29 August 2003 - my love bigger than a cadillac 27 August 2003 - rabbit kicks 25 August 2003 - big in japan 24 August 2003 - more than meets the eye 23 August 2003 - apple, a plum, and a apricot, too. 21 August 2003 - this ain't no sex and the city! 19 August 2003 - forgetful jones 18 August 2003 - terriblehorriblenogoodblahblahblah 17 August 2003 - the book log: idea stolen from likeaforest 17 August 2003 - beyond thunderhouse! that's just genius talking! 16 August 2003 - stuff (now with nonsense!) 16 August 2003 - one wheel 15 August 2003 - too hot 15 August 2003 - "...mostly the jobs we call blow..." 13 August 2003 - where is autumn? 12 August 2003 - fiddlers three 10 August 2003 - no lumps 07 August 2003 - a loose grip on a tight ship 07 August 2003 - return 03 August 2003 - giant squid? 03 August 2003 - storms 02 August 2003 - gluttony and bloat 01 August 2003 - tracheotomies and sex for the differently-abled. 01 August 2003 - girls don't know about such things, i suppose. 30 July 2003 - everyone loves survey time! 29 July 2003 - department of the interior 26 July 2003 - i'm gonna eat a big old pizza 25 July 2003 - streusel 23 July 2003 - everything has something to do with the rain 22 July 2003 - micu 21 July 2003 - too much 21 July 2003 - "but i've gone feral, and i don't speak the language anymore" 20 July 2003 - minimal heart failure 20 July 2003 - you're too...precious. fuck off. 17 July 2003 - untrusting 16 July 2003 - all's well that ends without too many corpses littering the streets 15 July 2003 - disjointed 14 July 2003 - blister in the sun is too on-the-nose, huh? 13 July 2003 - pipsy isn't a real world. it's something i say about little things. 11 July 2003 - packing 10 July 2003 - slow 09 July 2003 - ha! 09 July 2003 - a small dose of fatalism 08 July 2003 - you like me and i like it all 08 July 2003 - looking around, not so furtively, for something to throw at a nearby cranium 07 July 2003 - dachshunds are growly dogs 07 July 2003 - el cine 07 July 2003 - home for unwed mothers 06 July 2003 - sweaty and quiet 03 July 2003 - i will go home, and i will have a nap...i will go home, and i will have a nap...i will go home, and i will have a nap 02 July 2003 - - 02 July 2003 - ugh 02 July 2003 - fuck fucking fuck 01 July 2003 - my violence is a number 01 July 2003 - bounteous collegiate teats 01 July 2003 - even aphrodite, she got nothin' on me 01 July 2003 - i have a rescuer thing, maybe 30 June 2003 - overtired 30 June 2003 - sugarbritches 30 June 2003 - suitable 30 June 2003 - "i'd hang you from the nipples, but you'd shock the children" 29 June 2003 - "it is perhaps fanciful, but it seems to have undertones of aniseed, chamomile, hyssop, lavender." 26 June 2003 - commodities brokerage 26 June 2003 - fanning the flames 26 June 2003 - right after her 25 June 2003 - pignolia 25 June 2003 - stuck in my head 24 June 2003 - anger 24 June 2003 - get in the car & drive 23 June 2003 - okay. unanchored but okay. 23 June 2003 - my shoulderblades have been shakiing all day, and when i cry, i can't breathe well at all. 22 June 2003 - phlegm 21 June 2003 - coconut nectar & lime juice 21 June 2003 - no dope and harry goddamn potter 20 June 2003 - mother, may i? 19 June 2003 - pain makes me grouchy 19 June 2003 - ow! 18 June 2003 - oh my god, it says "player hater"!!! 18 June 2003 - herpetological 18 June 2003 - arundhati roy. read the whole damn thing, please. 17 June 2003 - the fox 17 June 2003 - meaningless list o' stuff and a fucking public service announcement 17 June 2003 - aspicky 17 June 2003 - to-do 17 June 2003 - summer reading 17 June 2003 - getting bitches in trouble 16 June 2003 - humid 16 June 2003 - personal day 15 June 2003 - liking 13 June 2003 - vitamin c 12 June 2003 - my day so far 11 June 2003 - ostriches 11 June 2003 - maker of monsters 11 June 2003 - uterine tantrum 11 June 2003 - can you believe it? 10 June 2003 - tired, but not sleepy 10 June 2003 - funhouse mirrors 10 June 2003 - an attempt 10 June 2003 - oceanic 10 June 2003 - steel-jawed 10 June 2003 - madras 09 June 2003 - what i wrote to shamsi 09 June 2003 - bride of monkeypox! 09 June 2003 - monkeypox! 09 June 2003 - never eat the pig, 'cause the pig is a cop 09 June 2003 - monday, monday 08 June 2003 - the juliencat is my #1 fan 07 June 2003 - neckerchief 06 June 2003 - and a coke and a smile. 06 June 2003 - little stranger 05 June 2003 - this happened, then this happened, and then this happened. all of it is my fault, right? 05 June 2003 - universe, tightly wound 04 June 2003 - it was a good, if slightly muddy, day to be reading outside. 04 June 2003 - i am a cat. but don't tell anyone, or i'll lose my job. 04 June 2003 - - 04 June 2003 - "...cooked up in clarified butter..." 03 June 2003 - cultures colliding 03 June 2003 - spring showers 03 June 2003 - missing, retrieved 03 June 2003 - point a ---> point b 03 June 2003 - 10 layers 02 June 2003 - welcome to the cult of...femininity? nah, that's not it. it's a cult of something though. that's for damn sure. 02 June 2003 - the mistake by the lake 02 June 2003 - laura palmer for prom queen! 02 June 2003 - lawn gnomes? i wish! 01 June 2003 - teamwork. 01 June 2003 - personality test. some highlights 01 June 2003 - lethargy 30 May 2003 - effology 30 May 2003 - "grating" 29 May 2003 - now spit 29 May 2003 - when i grow up, i want to be like me! 29 May 2003 - pin their diapers, smack them on the bottom, and send them to bed without supper. 29 May 2003 - hambubbas 29 May 2003 - car trips 28 May 2003 - taking off the work clothes is a highlight of the day 28 May 2003 - "beware the lustful fires that burn in a librarian's heart. they can rage beyond all control." 28 May 2003 - chugging through the day 28 May 2003 - well, i'm that kid in the corner 27 May 2003 - "it's my first day as a woman; already it's that time of the month" 27 May 2003 - oh, i laughed and laughed. 27 May 2003 - kim gordon's panties 27 May 2003 - licorice-y 27 May 2003 - you know i hate having you see me like this 27 May 2003 - pthbpthbpthbpthbtphtbpbpth 26 May 2003 - subterranean end-of-long-weekend blues 26 May 2003 - today. 26 May 2003 - middle-of-the-night-poetry 25 May 2003 - intellectual property 25 May 2003 - ian mcewan, atonement 25 May 2003 - change of plans 24 May 2003 - and washed me all away 23 May 2003 - "there's a boy somewhere holding hands with himself, and a girl in a window on the reeperbahn" 23 May 2003 - the little red book and lightening the load. 23 May 2003 - i am a sucker for quizzes, and i love limes. thai food, though? i don't get it. 23 May 2003 - talking points 22 May 2003 - must 22 May 2003 - perhaps i will steer the conversation to things i like to look at. 22 May 2003 - salmonellosis, favism, botulism, ptomaine. 21 May 2003 - the plural of taxon is taxa. the root is not the same as the one for taxicab. 21 May 2003 - ddc 21 May 2003 - stymied 20 May 2003 - eyestrain 20 May 2003 - white-collar 20 May 2003 - hearing things 20 May 2003 - envy? 20 May 2003 - a plan, a plan, a plan (no canal, no man, no panama) 19 May 2003 - pleasant dreams 19 May 2003 - maybe they were off-duty postal workers and ups delivery people 19 May 2003 - intrigue 19 May 2003 - room to live 18 May 2003 - money talks 18 May 2003 - i have a nice rack, for a boy. 18 May 2003 - eat off the floors. do it. 17 May 2003 - i'm a virtuous non-believer. i've known this since the first time i read the book. nice to have it confirmed for me, i guess. 17 May 2003 - lineage 17 May 2003 - shuttered 16 May 2003 - moon june spoon 16 May 2003 - now i have frankie valli in my head, dammit! 16 May 2003 - books, books, books! 16 May 2003 - baked goods 16 May 2003 - music, music, music! 15 May 2003 - chilly, the elf who could not Love 15 May 2003 - vortices 14 May 2003 - smallish 14 May 2003 - someplace else 14 May 2003 - - 14 May 2003 - oh my, oh my, oh my! 14 May 2003 - cardinals 14 May 2003 - unforeseen consequences 14 May 2003 - touching 14 May 2003 - sun and moon together 13 May 2003 - radical grammarians 13 May 2003 - i don't know where the seafowl thing came from 13 May 2003 - good eeee-ven-ing 13 May 2003 - new sheets? 13 May 2003 - "i got kicked out of the 6:30 club, too!" 13 May 2003 - daydreaming in the slaughterhouse 13 May 2003 - emily dickinson and capitalist pups 12 May 2003 - midlist 12 May 2003 - tapping feet, glancing at a wristwatch 12 May 2003 - tissue-thin 12 May 2003 - n is for neville, who died of ennui 12 May 2003 - oh ASS! 12 May 2003 - true to life 12 May 2003 - swerve 12 May 2003 - mishap 12 May 2003 - mace 12 May 2003 - how 'bout some peace and love? 11 May 2003 - see what happens when i forget to take my medication? 11 May 2003 - sometimes things are made of magnets, and you stick to them 11 May 2003 - berries 10 May 2003 - cracking my ribs doesn't make you a cardiologist, i'm afraid. 10 May 2003 - i want to be a good woman 09 May 2003 - workday 09 May 2003 - kitten! 08 May 2003 - the meat people 08 May 2003 - butcher, baker, candlestick-maker 07 May 2003 - demands 07 May 2003 - also acceptable are references to film noir. or boudin noir, for that matter. 07 May 2003 - ampersand 07 May 2003 - please? 07 May 2003 - aspiration 06 May 2003 - astaxanthin 06 May 2003 - she had to leave 06 May 2003 - men on horseback 06 May 2003 - yeah, i don't know either. 05 May 2003 - to becky, again 05 May 2003 - i like that liz phair song about today, but not as much as some of the other ones 05 May 2003 - speakeasy 04 May 2003 - windowpanes 03 May 2003 - this that the other 03 May 2003 - don't let me fuck up, will you? 03 May 2003 - don't let the chlorine in your eyes blind you to the awful surprise! 02 May 2003 - i'm a little airplane 01 May 2003 - i snatched my hand away 01 May 2003 - "'allo? 'oo ees zis?" 01 May 2003 - you look like goofs 01 May 2003 - tortoise 01 May 2003 - kiddiewinks 01 May 2003 - machiavelli, but not so smart 30 April 2003 - time & place 30 April 2003 - orange ball of love 30 April 2003 - ricka named the buick professor blumen, and that is the correct name 29 April 2003 - q & a 29 April 2003 - the beautiful game 29 April 2003 - version five 28 April 2003 - "you give it away like free samples, but i don't want what anyone can have." 28 April 2003 - see that girl all dressed in white? she likes to wade all night. 28 April 2003 - it was an offer she dared not refuse. 27 April 2003 - ears to the ground 27 April 2003 - the heathcliff/jesus problem 27 April 2003 - my sunday dreams to dry 27 April 2003 - the floor, underneath my fingers 27 April 2003 - recharging 26 April 2003 - lemon-scented 25 April 2003 - i have the "i've got no strings to hold me down" song from pinocchio stuck in my head. 25 April 2003 - countdown 25 April 2003 - head meets wall, over and over and over again 25 April 2003 - liking things 24 April 2003 - my representatives are all morons. 24 April 2003 - creeped out 24 April 2003 - magic cookies 24 April 2003 - i will blow away 24 April 2003 - words + 23 April 2003 - luck 23 April 2003 - this is the part where the dog chases the cat down the fully-set banquet table. and he has an axe, and there are screaming skulls. 23 April 2003 - spring nights and spring mornings 22 April 2003 - vocab 22 April 2003 - some stuff about other stuff. 22 April 2003 - the bling-bling 21 April 2003 - bleeding on christendom? 21 April 2003 - on the go 21 April 2003 - crazy work lady, you must be out of your mind! 21 April 2003 - time. mark it. 21 April 2003 - fallin' on my head 20 April 2003 - be nice to spiders! 20 April 2003 - the beaster bunny 20 April 2003 - pieces 19 April 2003 - i have a fondness for the anti-love love song 19 April 2003 - mania? 19 April 2003 - mew! 18 April 2003 - what to do? what to do? 17 April 2003 - if it ain't one thing, it's another 16 April 2003 - someday, i will have energy. i will be powered by windmills, if i get my way. 16 April 2003 - gobble, gobble! 16 April 2003 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 15 April 2003 - uphill both ways 14 April 2003 - the teclo link entry 14 April 2003 - soft-loud-soft-LOUD 14 April 2003 - retinal damage 14 April 2003 - lounge 12 April 2003 - off with me! 11 April 2003 - nothin' 10 April 2003 - blah blah asshole blah blah 10 April 2003 - god's shoeshine 10 April 2003 - ...and i cannot lie... 09 April 2003 - so there 09 April 2003 - stuffy nose 09 April 2003 - food porn 09 April 2003 - a little too on-the-nose 08 April 2003 - cacao 08 April 2003 - ome 08 April 2003 - jangly 08 April 2003 - "i have no need for the apparatus of the operating room to be safe from bodily harm" 08 April 2003 - blink-blink-blink 07 April 2003 - crappity! 07 April 2003 - blame 07 April 2003 - the tearing-out of the hair 07 April 2003 - dark 06 April 2003 - underpants, supervertebrae, and rolling pins 06 April 2003 - springing 05 April 2003 - whine 05 April 2003 - mtv 05 April 2003 - are you awake? are you awake now? how 'bout now? 04 April 2003 - brunettes 04 April 2003 - leavings 04 April 2003 - pierced with an arrow 04 April 2003 - weekend 03 April 2003 - dueling organs 03 April 2003 - foppish 03 April 2003 - make it happen 02 April 2003 - what i am singing softly to myself today 02 April 2003 - nystagmus 01 April 2003 - making fun of people with zippers. 01 April 2003 - no surprises 31 March 2003 - crashy organ chords 30 March 2003 - snoring & sighing 30 March 2003 - ghost headache 30 March 2003 - i'm a tumbler 30 March 2003 - queen of puddings 30 March 2003 - out like a lion cub 29 March 2003 - scratchy 29 March 2003 - stella 28 March 2003 - na naaaa na HEY na na na 29 March 2003 - the world moves on a woman's hips / the world moves and it swivels and bops 29 March 2003 - woodpeckers 28 March 2003 - tentative and not-entirely-trusting 28 March 2003 - novitiate 28 March 2003 - i used to have national health eyeglasses. 27 March 2003 - "ah," i said. "that one i've got." 26 March 2003 - june cleaverishness 26 March 2003 - drinking the kool-aid 26 March 2003 - whale songs 25 March 2003 - at work (!!!) 25 March 2003 - action item list 24 March 2003 - ...mmmmm... 24 March 2003 - seven on a scale of one to ten 23 March 2003 - stare it in the face, or duck it? 23 March 2003 - spent his cash convincing us that the desert was a starscape took our lives for a satellite so we could cry naked, naked foul 23 March 2003 - with me whack fol the do fol the diddle the idle day 23 March 2003 - diy 23 March 2003 - twain was wrong; your friends make you explain. 22 March 2003 - cholera 22 March 2003 - bathtub faucet 22 March 2003 - they want to simplify your needs and likes 22 March 2003 - i'm a wishbone, and i'm breaking, and i'm wishin' 22 March 2003 - career opportunities 22 March 2003 - dime a dozen 22 March 2003 - that would be sloth 21 March 2003 - night time's the right time to learn a new language. 20 March 2003 - a dog namd bob is almost as good as a cat named steve 20 March 2003 - gorillas 19 March 2003 - bleeding foot 18 March 2003 - so you wanna be a rocknroll star? 18 March 2003 - hamantaschen 17 March 2003 - was his name-o 17 March 2003 - d'art 17 March 2003 - brain-tired 16 March 2003 - red roses for me 16 March 2003 - "but when she's lying stretched out on the floor, it's no mystery to me anymore." 16 March 2003 - more tea, less whining 16 March 2003 - sweeten the vortex 16 March 2003 - honky-tonk angels 15 March 2003 - spring is busting out all over, and i am losing my mind 15 March 2003 - this was going to be an email 15 March 2003 - catnaps in sunbeams 14 March 2003 - wildlife 14 March 2003 - hostility makes me want to cry 14 March 2003 - purge day 13 March 2003 - octane 13 March 2003 - and what is that? 13 March 2003 - corpus callosum 12 March 2003 - right now, it sounds like the mating call of a sick robot walrus, only not as good or interesting 12 March 2003 - the New Job 12 March 2003 - spinnaker 12 March 2003 - brain is fried 11 March 2003 - time-to-competence 10 March 2003 - monster dogs 10 March 2003 - my chariot awaits 10 March 2003 - i don't like logistics 09 March 2003 - night before 09 March 2003 - a valentine and surprise flowers 09 March 2003 - last night, we ate on the porch 08 March 2003 - omit 08 March 2003 - lean thinking 08 March 2003 - it's true: 08 March 2003 - caged in 07 March 2003 - i think i think i think 07 March 2003 - let's make the most of this beautiful day. 07 March 2003 - revealing? moi? 06 March 2003 - limitations 06 March 2003 - everybody's gonna need a little backup 06 March 2003 - why you gotta be so goddamned violent? 06 March 2003 - nipping at my heels 06 March 2003 - heavy wooden doors and a car shaped like a bear 05 March 2003 - put-upon 05 March 2003 - spanish moss 05 March 2003 - the birds will still be singing 04 March 2003 - hyperspeed 04 March 2003 - radical shifts in self-perception 03 March 2003 - took my baby walking, we went down to the sea. 02 March 2003 - you must wear your rue with a difference 01 March 2003 - winter rain 01 March 2003 - unwind, take a load off 28 February 2003 - sequinny 28 February 2003 - th-th-th-th-that's all, folks! 28 February 2003 - tessaro's 28 February 2003 - i will miss having access to the OED 28 February 2003 - this makes me suspicious 27 February 2003 - pantalets? 27 February 2003 - hell toupee 27 February 2003 - fare-thee-well 27 February 2003 - i like you just the way you are. 27 February 2003 - dessert dilemma 26 February 2003 - adieu, adieu 26 February 2003 - we are el-ec-tro-freak CIRCUS!!!! 26 February 2003 - 13 quarts is not big enough! 26 February 2003 - cooking-cooking 26 February 2003 - blank smiles 26 February 2003 - pitter patter 26 February 2003 - status quo 25 February 2003 - that's right: i said "robotech bathroom." 24 February 2003 - copperplate 24 February 2003 - peanuts 24 February 2003 - oh hello 23 February 2003 - scheduling 23 February 2003 - the bats are in the belfry 21 February 2003 - start the weekend, already! 21 February 2003 - elvis costello lyrics of the day 21 February 2003 - i really prefer spinster 21 February 2003 - un-losting 21 February 2003 - darjeeling 21 February 2003 - django 20 February 2003 - shave the pets! 20 February 2003 - atomic fireballs 20 February 2003 - "stupid freakin' groundhog!" 20 February 2003 - i don't think that two year expired antibiotic cream will make me grow another HAND, do you? 19 February 2003 - viamin c and sullen dingo 19 February 2003 - scurvy? 19 February 2003 - i ate biscuits. they were the frozen kind. 19 February 2003 - gravity. not my bosom friend. 19 February 2003 - because i believe in the dissemination of helpful information 19 February 2003 - attitude 19 February 2003 - isn't it ironic? 19 February 2003 - why i try to keep to short entries. 19 February 2003 - judgment from on high 18 February 2003 - hobnob and pilar 18 February 2003 - pantspantspants&pants 18 February 2003 - snowman on a mission 18 February 2003 - it's so pretty! 18 February 2003 - some girls like shoes, or ponies. 18 February 2003 - clan of the cave dingo 18 February 2003 - it's as big as a tree, it's bigger than me 18 February 2003 - msnightmare 18 February 2003 - punctuation 18 February 2003 - untenable for praxis 18 February 2003 - did you notice? the word brouhaha? 18 February 2003 - more people should say "ye gads!" 18 February 2003 - i done it! 17 February 2003 - the old 2 weeks 17 February 2003 - snowdingo 17 February 2003 - could you hear my squeals of excitement? 17 February 2003 - i will have another hot beverage, or die in the attempt 17 February 2003 - beginnings 17 February 2003 - the inevitable 17 February 2003 - foolish 17 February 2003 - snow day! 16 February 2003 - it's a good thing i have two beds: one is covered in boxes 16 February 2003 - want to chase you 'round the table. 16 February 2003 - precipitate 16 February 2003 - our gas bill is high; i probably shouldn't do this. 16 February 2003 - leaning 15 February 2003 - facial tissue delight 15 February 2003 - busy is not my natural habitat 15 February 2003 - in between the cones 15 February 2003 - mass transport and a sense of futility 15 February 2003 - what have you 14 February 2003 - a foo! a foo! a foo and a stabboon! 14 February 2003 - empieza el llanto de la guitarra / se rompen las copas de la madrugada 14 February 2003 - it's valentine's day, and i'm catatonic 14 February 2003 - not the little prince, but a good guess 14 February 2003 - lovely as the gleam in the eye of the bookseller as i approach 14 February 2003 - the ralph-wiggum-cookie-leaving-lady sent me this 13 February 2003 - eyes and tummies 13 February 2003 - gop spam 13 February 2003 - my grandma always said, if you talk to yourself, it means you're about to come into some money 13 February 2003 - whiskers 13 February 2003 - "PLEASE SHUT UP!" 13 February 2003 - double "r" 12 February 2003 - mice and towels and cows 12 February 2003 - shuttling back and forth 12 February 2003 - the argentinian contingent 12 February 2003 - smashing hearts (or: "el amor es una pesta") 12 February 2003 - there are no onomatopoeia foul enough 12 February 2003 - my little red calendar says "3/25: iceland" 12 February 2003 - i. was. 11 February 2003 - the end? 11 February 2003 - shy apologies and polite regrets 11 February 2003 - "let's get together for coffee sometime" 11 February 2003 - career opportunities 11 February 2003 - rub salt and ice in your wounds and call me in the morning 11 February 2003 - the tin man 10 February 2003 - baby, it's cold outside 10 February 2003 - shut 'em down 10 February 2003 - arrows 10 February 2003 - apeman 10 February 2003 - mister nilsson 10 February 2003 - the magnificently examined life 10 February 2003 - results 10 February 2003 - all i ever talk about is music, music, music 09 February 2003 - onetwothree, onetwothree... 09 February 2003 - oz made me cry. really, really cry. and i kept thinking about this song. 09 February 2003 - moonfaced 09 February 2003 - "i felt my heart should burst" 09 February 2003 - bow ties and rhyming 08 February 2003 - "how much is too much? sometimes, it's hard to tell on your own." 08 February 2003 - c-c-c-couldn't hit it sideways 08 February 2003 - scared silly goose 08 February 2003 - to be done 07 February 2003 - i'm going to buy a taser 07 February 2003 - what a good wife you would be 07 February 2003 - her lovers fell like skittles in a ten pin bowling lane 07 February 2003 - i like to say "blowing the bullshit whistle" 07 February 2003 - waste my time 07 February 2003 - and i thought i hear the workingman's blues 07 February 2003 - this is a calling card 07 February 2003 - ^&*%^&@#%^@$!!&^&!^*@! 07 February 2003 - eyes like saucers:: oh, you think she's a dish. 06 February 2003 - sauterelle du soleil 06 February 2003 - i started screaming, but you couldn't hear anything. 06 February 2003 - can of worms 06 February 2003 - ketchup bottles 06 February 2003 - ka-thunk 06 February 2003 - puddin' 06 February 2003 - my day 06 February 2003 - pic-a-nic baskets 06 February 2003 - cinnamon coconut 06 February 2003 - unproductive 05 February 2003 - he's still marvin at the wok 05 February 2003 - walking into the wind 05 February 2003 - my throat hurts from so much talking 05 February 2003 - we're gonna knock down all the windows; we're gonna kick down all the doors... 05 February 2003 - weather forecasting 04 February 2003 - fill your heart with smoke 04 February 2003 - noix! souris! 04 February 2003 - why do i have this word in my head? 04 February 2003 - she is shy of publicity, but i like to do this to her anyhow. 04 February 2003 - smells 04 February 2003 - what i was just caught singing at my desk 04 February 2003 - hellmouth 03 February 2003 - the creepiest fucking business ever 03 February 2003 - mousetrapped 03 February 2003 - i always imagine that it's something like rock-climbing, or triage surgery. 03 February 2003 - chrysalis 03 February 2003 - first i'd go to the room where they keep the cezanne 03 February 2003 - by "dressed up", i also mean that i will be clean and my hair will be brushed. 03 February 2003 - driving a rolls-royce in fur-lined underwear 03 February 2003 - random stuff, and why are moms right so often? 02 February 2003 - in b&w 02 February 2003 - you mixed my drink with a can of red devil lye, then you sat back and watched me, hopin' that i would die 02 February 2003 - i called my mother (family history, part the second) 02 February 2003 - the great northern 02 February 2003 - red, red, red 02 February 2003 - pain perdu 01 February 2003 - strange days, indeed 01 February 2003 - you put poison in my coffee, 'stead of milk or cream. such a mean woman that i ever seen 01 February 2003 - notes 01 February 2003 - it's not even stream of consciousness 01 February 2003 - - 31 January 2003 - culinary 31 January 2003 - details (i'm a little jabbery now. please forgive) 31 January 2003 - eep! 31 January 2003 - eep! 31 January 2003 - i'm good enough, i'm smart enough, and what was that last part again? 31 January 2003 - predicaments, scrapes 31 January 2003 - a quiz whose time has come. 31 January 2003 - it's beyond clutter. 30 January 2003 - uninvited guests 30 January 2003 - the emergency lights are still flashing. i said, "i have to get off the phone now. i think it's a fire." 30 January 2003 - oh! i thought you said disco inferno!! 30 January 2003 - cupcakes 30 January 2003 - i really like the word "cricket" 29 January 2003 - i wish i could write out the pretty, but drone-y and repetitive thrum so you could hear it. 29 January 2003 - "just like you did, dear, only the other day" 29 January 2003 - never trust a user with your television overnight 29 January 2003 - "you shouldn't let your manners slip: you're too precious" 29 January 2003 - the rg suggested that i introduce myself to people by saying "hi, my name is [might], and -- DIE!!!!!!!" 29 January 2003 - vitreous humor 29 January 2003 - bully! bully for you! 29 January 2003 - there once was a little girl who called all of her closest friends "carcass." 28 January 2003 - they feel like knocking down the little palaces 28 January 2003 - now it's "dancing barefoot" 28 January 2003 - they call me broken glass that's because of the sound 28 January 2003 - clipclop 28 January 2003 - i don't give a damn 28 January 2003 - "never let a sailor lad an inch above your knee" 28 January 2003 - glum 28 January 2003 - whatever gets you through the night 28 January 2003 - what are you doing down there in the middle of the floor? 28 January 2003 - no one wants to rescue anyone 28 January 2003 - i can't bring myself to even look at the game, because i know i will be lost. 28 January 2003 - opinion pieces 28 January 2003 - let's see those forehead veins, kids. 27 January 2003 - and screwed that halo to your head 27 January 2003 - the fall 27 January 2003 - cupboard meetings 27 January 2003 - i have SOME self-restraint. just not a lot. 27 January 2003 - metal mouth 27 January 2003 - lemon oil and abandonment 27 January 2003 - i don't think i'm brutally anything. 27 January 2003 - standing at the bus stop 26 January 2003 - and/or your significant other 26 January 2003 - the dingo wishes to be a butler 26 January 2003 - intelligent life up there on the moon 26 January 2003 - "hey there, fuck-face!" 26 January 2003 - blankets of fleece and snow 26 January 2003 - and stay there for twenty-seven weeks 26 January 2003 - basking in the atmosphere 25 January 2003 - dingos and cats 25 January 2003 - pie vs luv: a postscript 25 January 2003 - bandita 25 January 2003 - once, they tried to come in our bathroom window. 25 January 2003 - that's fine. 25 January 2003 - nothing notable 25 January 2003 - inbox 25 January 2003 - my glasses are so dirty! 24 January 2003 - the condensed version of the entry i just deleted. this one's going out to the people of pittsburgh. 24 January 2003 - prepositionally indecent 24 January 2003 - the sleeping boys 23 January 2003 - there's a drumbeat somewhere around here 23 January 2003 - look: i had to call up and say, i wanna take his place 23 January 2003 - cute things must live! 23 January 2003 - my house smells like cumin. does yours? 23 January 2003 - sun and snow and fifteen below 23 January 2003 - most of my clothes have history. 22 January 2003 - q & a 22 January 2003 - there's one thing, baby, that i don't understand 22 January 2003 - craving! 22 January 2003 - temporarily dumb 22 January 2003 - it's all in! 21 January 2003 - i would make a good boulder 21 January 2003 - this is one of my favorite pictures of me 21 January 2003 - tout les garcons et les filles 21 January 2003 - oh! baby! 21 January 2003 - the setting sun, the rising moon 21 January 2003 - maybe i'll mean it as a term of endearment. 21 January 2003 - i am sure i'm a girl 21 January 2003 - shoegazing 21 January 2003 - reclamation 20 January 2003 - the pie which cannot be named 20 January 2003 - taste buds 20 January 2003 - it's snowing full-tilt again. 19 January 2003 - scattering, settlement 19 January 2003 - garganta 19 January 2003 - so glad you came here 19 January 2003 - i like innards! 18 January 2003 - plena 18 January 2003 - where my music's playing 18 January 2003 - "...but he thought i was washing my hair." 18 January 2003 - i'm just a station on your way 18 January 2003 - bop bop 18 January 2003 - remember the fierce loyalty? 18 January 2003 - 2,862 17 January 2003 - he doesn't understand why i put myself through it. 17 January 2003 - the boys 17 January 2003 - "hopper, i'm lost," i said, though i knew [he] was sleeping. "i'm empty and aching, and i don't know why." 17 January 2003 - pottymouth 17 January 2003 - piranha cheese and peeing 17 January 2003 - under the hat 17 January 2003 - n'at 17 January 2003 - view 17 January 2003 - escapeartist 17 January 2003 - at least it's only a half-day 16 January 2003 - i am fist of the north star! 16 January 2003 - - 16 January 2003 - probably, i ought not to have taken that really nice nap i just took. 16 January 2003 - time of the month is a terrible phrase 16 January 2003 - i'm in love with that song. 16 January 2003 - there are cats named gizmo and gidget 16 January 2003 - s.o.s. 16 January 2003 - stalagmight 15 January 2003 - ringing phones and fondest wishes 15 January 2003 - we don't need no stinking titles! 15 January 2003 - the social politics of canines 15 January 2003 - i don't think i've had a bloody nose since the eighties! 15 January 2003 - yeah? so's your old lady! 15 January 2003 - dishevelled 15 January 2003 - ka-POW! and en GARDE! 15 January 2003 - reality never has as many flying monkeys as i want it to. 15 January 2003 - if we took a holiday... 14 January 2003 - sawdustgirl 14 January 2003 - buy in bulk 14 January 2003 - misty mint stomp 14 January 2003 - what are those things called? do you know? 14 January 2003 - i have a goose, and a fish, and some other type of bird 14 January 2003 - item::: 13 January 2003 - i have found my sport 13 January 2003 - putting the rubber ducks in a row. 13 January 2003 - todotodotodotodo 13 January 2003 - like the russian army 13 January 2003 - booksesesses 13 January 2003 - there's soup in the fridge at home... 13 January 2003 - i need tougher hands. 13 January 2003 - rind of orange and sweet spice 13 January 2003 - big snow. 13 January 2003 - 4:45 a.m. 12 January 2003 - today i feel like a bad dingo mom. 12 January 2003 - messy, messy 11 January 2003 - bad men and good cocoa 11 January 2003 - four hours? 11 January 2003 - now you see her. . . now you don't! 10 January 2003 - my boss is a charmer. 10 January 2003 - archivery 10 January 2003 - i can count! 10 January 2003 - i would have chosen foodstuffs for that last one. 10 January 2003 - when the lights are shining, will you see my skin? or just the shell that i'm packaged in? i've held my tongue and i've hid my sores; if i'm less of myself, will you love me more? 10 January 2003 - you're no gene krupa, but you'll do, i suppose. 10 January 2003 - in everyday life, you don't want the opportunity to look at your intestines... 09 January 2003 - some things just don't work here. 09 January 2003 - variable data fields! variable control fields! indicators! subfields! 09 January 2003 - venezolana 09 January 2003 - vomit as a sign of affection 09 January 2003 - candy and document management 09 January 2003 - tootsie roll, i think i'm in love with you (i don't even LIKE tootsie rolls!) 08 January 2003 - i'm spotted! 08 January 2003 - vanity was never as good as sheila e. 08 January 2003 - i could get into the slow food movement. 08 January 2003 - it's so hard to find good help these days 08 January 2003 - old books make cracked hands 08 January 2003 - cows! 08 January 2003 - eye-jabbing 07 January 2003 - i believe in space 07 January 2003 - thou knowest not, my dim-witted friend, the picture thou hast made 07 January 2003 - chuckles 07 January 2003 - i don't have galoshes, but i wish i did. 07 January 2003 - yawn hiccups 06 January 2003 - here is a dream that is almost twenty-five years old 06 January 2003 - warm and green (the soup, not the bed) 06 January 2003 - figures by malice 06 January 2003 - productive, but not good 06 January 2003 - you can't HAVE that! give it here! 06 January 2003 - maybe later in the week? 06 January 2003 - if this came true, i would scream and faint from joy. 06 January 2003 - oh me oh my 05 January 2003 - little sleep 05 January 2003 - full frontal 05 January 2003 - potato hand grenades 05 January 2003 - john+gigi 04 January 2003 - the dogs of isengard look kind of like the dingo. 04 January 2003 - the movie 04 January 2003 - doesn't chocolate chip m&m cake sound delicious? 03 January 2003 - twenty-eight minutes until the end of the work week 03 January 2003 - he has his finger up his nose! 03 January 2003 - a little wager? 03 January 2003 - i work with two ladies named bev. 03 January 2003 - cowabunga! 02 January 2003 - finches wouldn't do well on the chet atkins diet, i would imagine. 02 January 2003 - Each university or college to which this table applies has been assigned a span of Cutter numbers as shown in the classification schedule. To apply this table, drop the final digit from the first Cutter number of the institution's assigned span and s 02 January 2003 - the resolution 02 January 2003 - i'm actually asleep right now. 02 January 2003 - back at work. send in the reinforcements, asap! 01 January 2003 - fortune cookie truths and social awkwardness mostly avoided. 01 January 2003 - sibling rivalry 01 January 2003 - red nosed 1 January 2003 - 2003
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